[*BCM*] Frufru?
Arthur
arthursc at rcn.com
Tue Jul 20 21:34:20 EDT 2004
Yikes. I'm staying out of it. I don't even agree with myself a lot of
the time.
--Arthur
David Hammond wrote:
> There are actually four camps -
>
> The Lycrazoids, who ride expensive, skinny-tired DF road bikes, and
> whose riding position naturally predisposes them to look down their
> noses;
>
> The Dirt Stoners, who careen down ski slopes on expensive, anorexic
> motorcycles with pedals, with Long Island Ice Tea in their camelbacks,
> and who worry about crashing, but not while on their bikes;
>
> The Bents, who lean back, put their feet up, and ride a few miles to
> their next pee stop on their beach-chairs-on-wheels. The Bents
> typically wear too-tight jeans and a tee-shirt signed by Brad Delp
> from Boston's 1981 tour, and only get injured when their beards get
> caught in the one of the bike's 5 or 6 chain tensioners.
>
> Then there's the Electric Assist crowd, the Lead-Acids (asses),
> overweight retired electronics engineers with black tape on their
> bifocals and turn signals mounted on the backs of their helmets.
>
> Each camp disrespects the other three -
>
> "Hey, do those pants come with a studded dog collar?"
>
> "Dude, that buzzing's your Psychos slapping asphalt, not your nerves
> saying 'it's Miller Time'."
>
> "Hey, man, I thought wheelchairs had their wheels side-by-side!"
>
> "Yo, dude, THAT'S CHEATING!!" (usually shouted by the passenger in a
> Lincoln Navigator with a couple of +$3,000.00 bikes racked on the
> back....)
>
> and each camp thinks they're god's gift to the world of transportation.
>
> Let's bring all four camps under one big strong tent before each camp
> gets flooded out by the rain of corporate bull-puckey emanating from
> Washington.
>
> Dave Hammond
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> *From:* Arthur <mailto:arthursc at rcn.com>
> *To:* Boston Critical Mass <mailto:list at bostoncriticalmass.org>
> *Sent:* Tuesday, July 20, 2004 12:13 PM
> *Subject:* Re: [*BCM*] Frufru?
>
>
> So I assume you're the Prius and I'm the SUV. So much for my
> bonafides. Harumph. What about those who are both transportational
> and recreational riders? Hybrid SUV's? Protest Non-voters?
>
> Hey, the sun came out. I'm going to take my bike for a ride in my
> Hummer (it's a 2, so it's OK).
>
> --ac
>
> Seriously, though, are there really two camps? Are there real
> issues between them?
>
> turtle wrote:
>
>>Boston Critical Mass <list at bostoncriticalmass.org> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>frufru? What, a schism between recreational and transportational? Is
>>>this like naderite progresives vs ABB progressives?
>>>--ac
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Yep! :-)
>>
>>It's similar to the schism between the SUV types and the Toyota Prius
>>types...
>>
>>Turtle
>>what's an ABB progressive? Oh, I think I get it, Anybody But Bush?
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